Mummy did be askings 'what I am doing?'
I do be sayings, 'I do be doings what I am doings.'
'I am not doings what I am not be doings.'
Grace puppy logic
Friday 21 December 2012
Puddle Watch!
We do be back on Puddle Watch (Like Crime Watch, only for puddles)
Mummy do beings very lazy and is uploading the photos on to the iPad, so we do being restricted on posting captions with the piccies.
So, we do be explainings heres.
Firstly our walkings do be stoppings because of invasion of Deep Puddle - we could not be gettings around hims, even if we did goings in to the field (which, after yesterday - Ooo, you don't be knowings about yesterdays, do you.......?)
Anyway, we could not get past, so we could not see if imposter puddle do be gettings bigger or not! Wellings, mummy did be havings a bright ideas of goings down the canal path, which do beings slightly higher than the track.
Well, we could not protest too much, because we would not have got a walkings, but we did be havings to be on our leads - which made use very sad!
We could not be seeings much of imposter puddle from the canal, but we did be seeings Little Brother Puddle - He trying to take over - and compete with Muddy Puddle at the moment.
But, Muddy Puddle, is back under Muddle Ocean - again! but this times, the canal and the river have joined in - so we stood and stared, quite astonished, because, Derwent river was joining in to the canal too.
Hellos - it do be Katie Whippet here!
Mummy do be sayings that I had better do explainings about What Grace Puppy Pants did yesterdayings. She did doing chasing a squirrel monster - she did do chasings over a huge fence into a field, near to where long puddle is - and she did not be doings comings back! I one point, I did do thinkings that I might have to be very proud of her because we did be thinkings she had got the squirrel monster - but, no, we do thinkings she did do playings with it - then lettings it go again. Anyway, she did do it more runnings around in the middle of a big field. Mummy did do opening two gates and we did walkings across a field, that, two weeks ago was under Muddle Ocean!
We did do catching Grace Puppy, who had been rolling in the mud and looked like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards - which she probably had. She did be very high - and bouncing about like a loon! Needless to be sayings, she was on her leadings all the way back - I on the other paw was allowed off - Hehehe!
Mummy do beings very lazy and is uploading the photos on to the iPad, so we do being restricted on posting captions with the piccies.
So, we do be explainings heres.
Firstly our walkings do be stoppings because of invasion of Deep Puddle - we could not be gettings around hims, even if we did goings in to the field (which, after yesterday - Ooo, you don't be knowings about yesterdays, do you.......?)
Anyway, we could not get past, so we could not see if imposter puddle do be gettings bigger or not! Wellings, mummy did be havings a bright ideas of goings down the canal path, which do beings slightly higher than the track.
Well, we could not protest too much, because we would not have got a walkings, but we did be havings to be on our leads - which made use very sad!
We could not be seeings much of imposter puddle from the canal, but we did be seeings Little Brother Puddle - He trying to take over - and compete with Muddy Puddle at the moment.
But, Muddy Puddle, is back under Muddle Ocean - again! but this times, the canal and the river have joined in - so we stood and stared, quite astonished, because, Derwent river was joining in to the canal too.
Hellos - it do be Katie Whippet here!
Mummy do be sayings that I had better do explainings about What Grace Puppy Pants did yesterdayings. She did doing chasing a squirrel monster - she did do chasings over a huge fence into a field, near to where long puddle is - and she did not be doings comings back! I one point, I did do thinkings that I might have to be very proud of her because we did be thinkings she had got the squirrel monster - but, no, we do thinkings she did do playings with it - then lettings it go again. Anyway, she did do it more runnings around in the middle of a big field. Mummy did do opening two gates and we did walkings across a field, that, two weeks ago was under Muddle Ocean!
We did do catching Grace Puppy, who had been rolling in the mud and looked like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards - which she probably had. She did be very high - and bouncing about like a loon! Needless to be sayings, she was on her leadings all the way back - I on the other paw was allowed off - Hehehe!
Tuesday 18 December 2012
Walkings today!
Helloings! Grace Puppy here!
I did be caught mid bounce by mummy and her camera todayings! I did be lookings a little surprised!
I did be goings on my lead when we went past Muddy Puddle, and did be stoppings mummy for a big sniff! So did Katie Whippet!
We did also be seeings how high the flood water did be goings, by the stuff it deposited on the fence near the rivers!
We did be seeing a swan on the canal, he did be doing hissing at us! Mummy wanted to be knowings what he did say, but, we could not possibly repeat - #Rude!
I did be caught mid bounce by mummy and her camera todayings! I did be lookings a little surprised!
I did be goings on my lead when we went past Muddy Puddle, and did be stoppings mummy for a big sniff! So did Katie Whippet!
We did also be seeings how high the flood water did be goings, by the stuff it deposited on the fence near the rivers!
We did be seeing a swan on the canal, he did be doing hissing at us! Mummy wanted to be knowings what he did say, but, we could not possibly repeat - #Rude!
Monday 17 December 2012
Rude, Rude, Rude! & More Rude
Ooo, we do being very exciteds, because todayings Mummy do being ables to takes us proper walkings. Mummy do be havings very poorly shoulder due to a #bollard jumping outs in fronts of her bicycle when comings homes from doing workings. (We don't believe #bollards can move, so we think she wasn't lookings where she do be goings, we do be asking the bike but he is not saying anythings, which is Rude, who's side is he on?).
Firstly, we did not be doings photos of imposter puddle, because he has had all the publicity he needs, and if he gets too much attention, he might keep coming back - which is very Rude.
But, due to the rain we did be havings over last Fridays, Little Brother Puddle has been doing escapings!
Long Puddle is a bit boring now, because he is not as long, so we gave him a miss, but, we did be havings to do walkings down the canal bank to get past him, as he is still quite long and still quite deep in places!
So, we do be thinkings, maybe we do be goings to see how high the river is, but, no, muddle ocean has cut off the path, and in collusion with the canal, who is usually quite well behaved - he as decided to do escapings too! This too is Rude!
We do be thinkings maybe River has done escapings too - so we decided to turn around. So, Mummy decided to do takings photos of Swans - Rude
This all be very good, but she did not be doings any photos of me or Katie Whippet - so I did be doings whinings, because I was on the leadings, (please be noting - Rude!) because of the Swans - Katie did trottings off because she did not be doing walkings on the leads, because she be too lazy to be chasings swans!
That is better - I am doing my best snoozing pose!
You do be seeings Katie Whippets new festive collar! I have a red one, but, you cannot be seeings mine, as I like to hide it unders my furs!
Firstly, we did not be doings photos of imposter puddle, because he has had all the publicity he needs, and if he gets too much attention, he might keep coming back - which is very Rude.
But, due to the rain we did be havings over last Fridays, Little Brother Puddle has been doing escapings!
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| Little Brother Puddle |
Long Puddle is a bit boring now, because he is not as long, so we gave him a miss, but, we did be havings to do walkings down the canal bank to get past him, as he is still quite long and still quite deep in places!
Well, whens we gets to where we needed to be - Muddy Puddle, we find he is doings hidings again under Muddle Ocean - we do be thinkings agains - how Rude!
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| Muddle Ocean (agains) |
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| Rude Canal! Stopping our walkings |
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| Swans on the Canal |
This all be very good, but she did not be doings any photos of me or Katie Whippet - so I did be doings whinings, because I was on the leadings, (please be noting - Rude!) because of the Swans - Katie did trottings off because she did not be doing walkings on the leads, because she be too lazy to be chasings swans!
We do be thinking that mummy should be taking pictures of us, after all, the blog do be our blog, not Muddy Puddles Blog! Which is Rude.
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| Me doing what I do best on big sofa! |
That is better - I am doing my best snoozing pose!
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| Katie Whippet doing snoozing too |
Saturday 8 December 2012
Muddy Puddle (Muddle Ocean)
Ooo, Grace Puppy Here!
We do be havings excitings news! We found Muddy Puddle! Well, we think we have.... He do be seemings to still be hidings! Muddy Puddle has lots of new friends at the moment.
There is:
We do be havings excitings news! We found Muddy Puddle! Well, we think we have.... He do be seemings to still be hidings! Muddy Puddle has lots of new friends at the moment.
There is:
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| Imposter Puddle |
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| Little Brother Puddle |
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| Long Puddle |
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| Muddle Ocean |
Muddle Ocean is where Muddy Puddle is hidings!
We dos not be ables to get down to the river because Muddle Ocean is hiding the path too - we could not walk down the side of the canal either because that is escapings too!
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| Escapings Canal! |
We do be hopings soons that we can be doings proper walkings down to the river! With Christmas holidays comings up, we do be needings to be ables to doings extra walkings downs to the rivers and over the bridges!
You also be noticings, that Mummy do be takings us out in the light today! That is because it beings Saturdays, and she did do stayings in bed for ages longer than normals!
Wednesday 5 December 2012
Walk in the Light?
Ooo, helloings, it do be Grace Puppy here,
We did be doing walkings early this mornings - but it did be getting lights early too accordings to Mummys, because it did be quite clear in the sky - when Mummy be sayings light, She means light in the sky. Mummy do be sayings, as long as it is light in the east sky, she be knowings it will be light soons - we do beg to differ!
We do be givings examples of what mummy be calling light! and what the camera says is still blooming dark!
We did be doing walkings early this mornings - but it did be getting lights early too accordings to Mummys, because it did be quite clear in the sky - when Mummy be sayings light, She means light in the sky. Mummy do be sayings, as long as it is light in the east sky, she be knowings it will be light soons - we do beg to differ!
We do be givings examples of what mummy be calling light! and what the camera says is still blooming dark!
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| This is what Mummy calls light! |
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| Katie says 'it is still DARK' |
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| Even the moon says it is DARK |
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| Big Puddle in the DARK |
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| Sharing a sniff in the DARK |
Tuesday 4 December 2012
Christmas Pawtrate
Ooo, do be lookings at the picture of us that our cousin Sheena, mummy to Loki and Eli, be doings! It so be Katie and Me pulling a cracker!
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| Katie and me |
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| Shannow, Bizkit and Pippi |
Puddle Watch
Ooo, Mornings, it do be Grace Puppys Here!
Todays, we set out on a mission, to get full evidence of Imposter Puddle!
You do also be seeings mummys light on her coat at the side of the shot.
This puddle is not an imposter, because he do beings there befores! But, he did be stretching all the ways down towards Muddy Puddle, so we had to turn back.
Todays, we set out on a mission, to get full evidence of Imposter Puddle!
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| Imposter Puddle |
You do also be seeings mummys light on her coat at the side of the shot.
But as you do be seeings, he do be quite big.
We did manage to walk around the side of him on the higher ground, but mummy nearly fell over because there did be doing brambles in the grass. Katie whippet, thinking she did not want to get here paws wet walking through the wet grass, decided she had to get her paws wet by walking though the puddle.
Any way, wes were hopeful we were doing to get down to see Muddy Puddle! But....
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| Another one! |
It did be doings rainings too!
But at least we did be gettings a longer walk than befores!
Monday 3 December 2012
Ooo, Excitings - new Camera
Ooo, Hello, Grace Puppy here,
We do be beings very excited because finally, mummy do be buyings new camera! It means we can be doings our bloggings!
We were also excited this mornings because now the floodings has gone downs, we thought we might be able to visit muddy puddle to be seeings how he be doings!
We did be disappointed on two counts:
One: we could not get down as far as muddy puddle, because his friend, other puddle - (who we think is a bit of an imposter, because, he has never been there beforeings) was blocking our ways.
Two: It was too dark to take a picture of other puddle, because we thought someone might have recognised him from Puddle Watch (the puddle equivalent of Crime Watch)
It do be showings that we do be havings to do our walkings in adverse conditions for Puppys and Whippets.
We do be beings very excited because finally, mummy do be buyings new camera! It means we can be doings our bloggings!
We were also excited this mornings because now the floodings has gone downs, we thought we might be able to visit muddy puddle to be seeings how he be doings!
We did be disappointed on two counts:
One: we could not get down as far as muddy puddle, because his friend, other puddle - (who we think is a bit of an imposter, because, he has never been there beforeings) was blocking our ways.
Two: It was too dark to take a picture of other puddle, because we thought someone might have recognised him from Puddle Watch (the puddle equivalent of Crime Watch)
It do be showings that we do be havings to do our walkings in adverse conditions for Puppys and Whippets.
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| Imposter Puddle in the Dark |
Friday 23 November 2012
Updates on Important Puddles
Ooo, Helloings, it do be Grace Puppy here.
Sorry, we have not been Blogging much lately, but Mummy do be havings to do cyclings to workings, and this do be talking up important typings times on behalf on Katie Whippets and myself.
But todayings, we did be goings to see muddy puddle. As you be knowings, there has been another muddy puddle trying to get in on the act - well, we can be well and truely be lettings you be knowings that he has been doing some growing - but not as much as big muddy puddle.
So, it do be appearing that there is some competition between muddy puddles, and who can become a lake! We do always be knowings that big muddy puddle will always be biggest, as he is nearer to the river, so he has an advantage. But we do be havings to applause small muddy puddle for his attempts, because he did do flooding the path too - but, we managed to get around him - but there was no getting around big muddy puddle where he had flooded the path!
Sorry, we have not been Blogging much lately, but Mummy do be havings to do cyclings to workings, and this do be talking up important typings times on behalf on Katie Whippets and myself.
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| Small muddy puddle |
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| Big Muddy Puddle |
So, it do be appearing that there is some competition between muddy puddles, and who can become a lake! We do always be knowings that big muddy puddle will always be biggest, as he is nearer to the river, so he has an advantage. But we do be havings to applause small muddy puddle for his attempts, because he did do flooding the path too - but, we managed to get around him - but there was no getting around big muddy puddle where he had flooded the path!
We do be spendings lots of our times helping the new sofa feel at home - New sofa has settled in now due to the amount of time we do be spending asleeps on him. Mummy do be spending far to much time in comfy corner, which is the corner of the sofa where the coffee tables are! So, she can be putting her cup of tea on the table and snuggling up in the corner.
We do be getting excited for Christmas - we's not quite sure why, because last year I was a poorly puppy, because I ate some bacon and it made my tummy poorly, because it was too fatty. I am not allowed very fatty stuff as my tummy doesn't like it. Anyway, I eat Chappie now, so my tummy is fine! Mummy has to be careful what treats I do be havings at Christmas time.
But, we do be gettings extra walkings and extra snuggles as mummy do be on holidays. We might be doings walkings with our lurcher friends! We might be doings getting new coats - which Katie will like, but I am not too keen!
Anyways, time to be goings snuggles now, before Katie nicks comfy corner on the sofa!
Wednesday 7 November 2012
Helloings! Katie and Grace still here
Ooo, we do be sayings Helloings!
Mummy do be havings flu, she be coughing and has a poorly head, so she be doings snoozings on the sofa! We do be taking cares of her, by snugglings ups and making her get up every nows and agains to do lettings us outside for wees, or just for a sniff around the gardens - you cannot stay on the sofa all days Mummy!
Since Mummy do be startings cyclings to workings, we do not get as much Blog time as we used to, we also, do nots be getting down the path as fars as muddy puddle - which is a shame, because I would be lovings to pay hims a visit again! (Me do be thinkings Mummy just doesn't have time to give me a bath should I go and pay a proper visit to muddy puddle!)
Anyway, we must go back and help Mummy get snuggles of the sofa - we do be hopings she be OKings for walkings tomorrows!
Byes for nows
Katie and Grace
Mummy do be havings flu, she be coughing and has a poorly head, so she be doings snoozings on the sofa! We do be taking cares of her, by snugglings ups and making her get up every nows and agains to do lettings us outside for wees, or just for a sniff around the gardens - you cannot stay on the sofa all days Mummy!
Since Mummy do be startings cyclings to workings, we do not get as much Blog time as we used to, we also, do nots be getting down the path as fars as muddy puddle - which is a shame, because I would be lovings to pay hims a visit again! (Me do be thinkings Mummy just doesn't have time to give me a bath should I go and pay a proper visit to muddy puddle!)
Anyway, we must go back and help Mummy get snuggles of the sofa - we do be hopings she be OKings for walkings tomorrows!
Byes for nows
Katie and Grace
Wednesday 17 October 2012
Tea and paw?
OOo good mornings, Katie Whippet here.
Just a quick blog from me, don't want Grace getting jells.
Two photos.
I did do stealings of tea.
Thomas told me to talk to the paw, But I was asleep so I ignored him.
Lots of loves
Katie
Just a quick blog from me, don't want Grace getting jells.
Two photos.
I did do stealings of tea.
Thomas told me to talk to the paw, But I was asleep so I ignored him.
Lots of loves
Katie
Sunday 14 October 2012
Lots of News, busy day!
Ooo, Hello, It do being Grace Puppy Here,
It do beings a busy days heres todays! Mummy do be takings us out for our walkings earlies, which was before 9 o'clockings, which is very earlies for a Sundays. Mind yous, I did do walkings ups whinings at 7 o'clocks, because Thomas had nicked my space on the bedings.
We do be havings excitings news about Muddy Puddle!
Lookings, he's growns agains!
It do be very excitings, because he also has ducks on him! Mummy do haves me on my leadings so that I cannot do chasings.
But we also has news of new addition to the Muddy Puddle family.
It do beings a busy days heres todays! Mummy do be takings us out for our walkings earlies, which was before 9 o'clockings, which is very earlies for a Sundays. Mind yous, I did do walkings ups whinings at 7 o'clocks, because Thomas had nicked my space on the bedings.
We do be havings excitings news about Muddy Puddle!
It do be very excitings, because he also has ducks on him! Mummy do haves me on my leadings so that I cannot do chasings.
But we also has news of new addition to the Muddy Puddle family.
This being Little Muddy Puddle! He do not beings as much fun as big Muddy Puddle, but we thought he would like to appear on the blog!
Mummy did lots of pickings of blackberries on the walkings todays, because the chipmunks do be likings them, and she will freeze them, so they do be ables to have a treat in the middle of winters!
When we do be gettings homes from our walkings, Mummy do be sayings she has to be goings shoppings, we do be thinkings, great! Treats! But, no, she do be comings back with Butternutt Squash for makings soups, and beddings for the Chipmunks! Soo, she had been to the pet shop then - we are not daft!
Katie and I do basking in a spot of warm sunshine whilst Mummy do cleaning out the chipmunks. Then she do beings putting us insides the house whilst she goes to see the car - she do be sayings, he do be needings his tyres pumpings ups - so she goes to so that.
Next, I keep asking to goes out into the gardens, whilst Mummy be making soup, the house smells of garlic and ginger.
Katie Whippet is keepings the new sofa company.
But this mornings, Katie Whippet was caught in the act of.....
Nicking Mummys breakfast!
Katie Whippet be a norty Whippet! I would never be doings somethings like that eh....Hmm..... moving swiftly on......
We do hopings you be likings Muddy puddle update. I am now goings to keep Katie and the sofa company for an afternoon of repeats of Escape to the Country or Diagnosis Murder - depending on how the mood takes us!
Tuesday 9 October 2012
Chilly, foggy morning
OOo it do be Grace Puppy here. This mornings on our walkings, it do be beings foggy. I could not see my paw in front of my nose - well, I could not see muddy puddle.
Katie Whippet stood and stared at the cows who were making a new muddy puddle, they were in the pheasant field and started to make their way to another field, via a muddy patch. We do be hoping soon it do be OK to do zoomies through!
Because Katie did be doings stopping and stareings, I did do fetching her, and mouthing her neck and back leg! Mummy did be telling a me to 'leave her'. But I was trying to help! How rude of mummy!
Katie Whippet stood and stared at the cows who were making a new muddy puddle, they were in the pheasant field and started to make their way to another field, via a muddy patch. We do be hoping soon it do be OK to do zoomies through!
Because Katie did be doings stopping and stareings, I did do fetching her, and mouthing her neck and back leg! Mummy did be telling a me to 'leave her'. But I was trying to help! How rude of mummy!
Monday 8 October 2012
Distressed Tennis Ball
Ooo, it do be Grace Puppy here!
I do be bringing you news on the tennis ball I be doings playings with then we do be goings to visit Auntie Sue and Uncle Andy. Uncle Andy do be havings a tennis ball for a lots of years - and I be doings findings it! I also be doings chewings - but, I did not be doing chewings like what Katie Whippet be doings when she got her mush around the poor tennis ball!
Do be seeings the photo of the poor tennis ball after Katie 'Nibbles' Whippet had a go at it!
I do be bringing you news on the tennis ball I be doings playings with then we do be goings to visit Auntie Sue and Uncle Andy. Uncle Andy do be havings a tennis ball for a lots of years - and I be doings findings it! I also be doings chewings - but, I did not be doing chewings like what Katie Whippet be doings when she got her mush around the poor tennis ball!
Muddy Puddle and Sofa Reportings
Mind you, because of the floodings, the farmer man has moved his cows out of muddy puddle field and up into pheasant field. So I am not allowed to do zoomies in pheasant field or Muddy puddle - and I do be havings to goes on my leadings, twice on walkings - how rude!
Mummy do be sayings maybe muddy puddle will not be so muddy if the cows are not walkings through him - but, cows have also been making muddy puddles little brother up in pheasant field! Mummy will be taking photos and we can have two muddy puddles to be doings reportings on!
We do be spending lots of times making new sofa feel at home - although mummy does be spending too much time helping making him feel at homes to. Since mummy be doings cyclings to workings, she does be spending lots of times falling a sleep on new sofa!
We also have a new occupant in the living room - he is called cycling bicycle and he do be livings in the living rooms with us, or sometimes he do livings in the kitchen, he do be having his own rug to do standings on. He doesn't say much, but he does go to workings with mummy - so we thinkings he is very clever and works at the university.
Thursday 4 October 2012
Chilly morning
Helloings, it do be Grace Puppy here! It do being October now, so it do being chilly on our walkings. Katie whippet do be wearings her coat. I, having a little more fur, do not be needings mine yet. Mummy do be sayings, the car do be displaying its ice symbol. Which do be meanings it is less than 5 degrees!
We did not get as far as muddy puddle today on walkings, as mummy did not be wantings to put me on my leadings. So, we do reportings tomorrows.
We did not get as far as muddy puddle today on walkings, as mummy did not be wantings to put me on my leadings. So, we do reportings tomorrows.
Sunday 30 September 2012
Muddy puddle and sofa up date.
Well, Mummy was very remiss this morning. She did doings forgettings camera, when we did walkings to muddy puddle. We were quite excited as muddy puddle does be lookings very happy. He being very muddy and very puddley. There did be ducks on muddy puddle, but mummy did not do forgetting to put me on my leadings. So I was not able to pay a proper visit to say hellos to muddy puddle.
We then did visitings to the pet shops and mummy did do buyings cat litter. No treats for us! Mummy then did getting petrol for car! But she be doings cycling a to workings stills too.
We then comes homes and did be doings snuggles on sofas.
We then did visitings to the pet shops and mummy did do buyings cat litter. No treats for us! Mummy then did getting petrol for car! But she be doings cycling a to workings stills too.
We then comes homes and did be doings snuggles on sofas.
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