We then did visitings to the pet shops and mummy did do buyings cat litter. No treats for us! Mummy then did getting petrol for car! But she be doings cycling a to workings stills too.
We then comes homes and did be doings snuggles on sofas.
Sunday, 30 September 2012
Muddy puddle and sofa up date.
Well, Mummy was very remiss this morning. She did doings forgettings camera, when we did walkings to muddy puddle. We were quite excited as muddy puddle does be lookings very happy. He being very muddy and very puddley. There did be ducks on muddy puddle, but mummy did not do forgetting to put me on my leadings. So I was not able to pay a proper visit to say hellos to muddy puddle.
We then did visitings to the pet shops and mummy did do buyings cat litter. No treats for us! Mummy then did getting petrol for car! But she be doings cycling a to workings stills too.
We then comes homes and did be doings snuggles on sofas.
We then did visitings to the pet shops and mummy did do buyings cat litter. No treats for us! Mummy then did getting petrol for car! But she be doings cycling a to workings stills too.
We then comes homes and did be doings snuggles on sofas.
Wednesday, 26 September 2012
Urgent update on Muddy Puddle
Ooo, Hello, Grace Puppy Here!
Sorry not been blogging recently, been busy keeping new sofa company - because he be new, we been making him very welcome, and makings sure he doesn't be getting lonely in his new house! Mummy has also been helpings!
Well, we interrupt our sofa snoozings to bring you an very urgent update on Muddy Puddle.
We be doing visitings on Mondays, and despite the rainings over night, he be looking quite fine, and like he could be doings muddy again very soons!
Sorry not been blogging recently, been busy keeping new sofa company - because he be new, we been making him very welcome, and makings sure he doesn't be getting lonely in his new house! Mummy has also been helpings!
Well, we interrupt our sofa snoozings to bring you an very urgent update on Muddy Puddle.
We be doing visitings on Mondays, and despite the rainings over night, he be looking quite fine, and like he could be doings muddy again very soons!
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| Muddy puddle on Monday |
Todays, mummy beings off workings so we be doings walkings laters, because she did be doing cyclings to workings yesterdays, and had a sore bum! That is not the reason she beings off workings, she did have the holiday already booked off - which is why she did the cyclings yesterdays, so she be knowings she would have times to recover todays, tomorrows and Fridays and Saturdays and Sundays, ready to do cyclings again on Mondays and Tuesdays next weekings!
So we goes to investigate Muddy Puddle - and we be very very shocked - he is hidings! He is hidings under all this waters! We could not go any further because the path be doing hidings too! It do be lookings like the River Trent and Derwent have been doings spillings overs on to the farm land and up to muddy puddle!
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| Muddy puddle on Wednesday |
Tuesday, 18 September 2012
New Sofa (Debate concludes)
Ooo, Helloings, it do be Grace Puppy Here.
It has been so excitings over the weekends, because mummy do be havings a new sofa! Well, it is not actually new, it is secondhand, but, it does be new to us.
Well, new sofa has taken on a bit of a life of his own, just like muddy puddle, he is about to become famous.
Mummy do by buyings new sofa off a friend from workings, who be movings to London to workings for a University in the Big City! Because she be goings to London, she cannot be takings all her furniture, because her new house beings smallings! Well, she be livings in a Town House in Derbys. So, sofa did do livings on the first floor - and because he beings 7ft longs, and 3.5ft wide, he not be fittings down the stairs! So, because he went in through the first floor balcony window, that is the way he had to be comings out. Mummys friend, who had a Landrover and a trailer to pick up new Sofa, had to use the top of his Landrover as a platform to put new sofa on as he was lowered out the first floor window!
Buts when we do be gettings new sofa homes - he not fitting through any of our house doors, he beings too big. Mummy do be sayings, surely, they don't make sofas so big they do not be fittings in houses! Ooo yesings they doings! Mummy had to call Mr Window Fitting men out (lucky her double glazing was fitted by a local firm - we do not be thinkings that Everest would be coming out within 2 hours). Mr Window Men do be takings mummys front room window out the house, and sofa fits through - so sofa is in the living room!
We do be so excited and do bouncing around on new sofa!
Then we do be very tired and do sleepings on new sofa.
This be givings Mummy lots of chances to be doings drawings on the iPad thingy of us on the sofa!
Mummy do be keepings old sofa, as it does make the living room sofa heaven! She do be sayings that new sofa is beings hers! Old sofa do being ours - but, it being silly because new sofa being so big he has rooms for alls of us, stretched out - we might overlap a little, but, there is room!
Do be seeings mummys paintings thingys!
It has been so excitings over the weekends, because mummy do be havings a new sofa! Well, it is not actually new, it is secondhand, but, it does be new to us.
Well, new sofa has taken on a bit of a life of his own, just like muddy puddle, he is about to become famous.
Mummy do by buyings new sofa off a friend from workings, who be movings to London to workings for a University in the Big City! Because she be goings to London, she cannot be takings all her furniture, because her new house beings smallings! Well, she be livings in a Town House in Derbys. So, sofa did do livings on the first floor - and because he beings 7ft longs, and 3.5ft wide, he not be fittings down the stairs! So, because he went in through the first floor balcony window, that is the way he had to be comings out. Mummys friend, who had a Landrover and a trailer to pick up new Sofa, had to use the top of his Landrover as a platform to put new sofa on as he was lowered out the first floor window!
Buts when we do be gettings new sofa homes - he not fitting through any of our house doors, he beings too big. Mummy do be sayings, surely, they don't make sofas so big they do not be fittings in houses! Ooo yesings they doings! Mummy had to call Mr Window Fitting men out (lucky her double glazing was fitted by a local firm - we do not be thinkings that Everest would be coming out within 2 hours). Mr Window Men do be takings mummys front room window out the house, and sofa fits through - so sofa is in the living room!
We do be so excited and do bouncing around on new sofa!
Then we do be very tired and do sleepings on new sofa.
This be givings Mummy lots of chances to be doings drawings on the iPad thingy of us on the sofa!
Mummy do be keepings old sofa, as it does make the living room sofa heaven! She do be sayings that new sofa is beings hers! Old sofa do being ours - but, it being silly because new sofa being so big he has rooms for alls of us, stretched out - we might overlap a little, but, there is room!
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| Katie curled up (Awake) |
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| Katie Curled up (Asleep) |
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| Me do askings for belly rub! |
Wednesday, 5 September 2012
Chasings
Ooo, Good Mornings, it do beings Katie Whippets here!
It do beings sads day, because the Pedigree Joint Care+ has finished and Mummy does have to be sendings camera backs! So todays mummy do be takings video with her phone to bes getting used to it!
Today I did doings Chasings - I am not quite sure what I do be chasings, but Grace Puppy did chase it, so I did chase too - would you like to see?
It do beings sads day, because the Pedigree Joint Care+ has finished and Mummy does have to be sendings camera backs! So todays mummy do be takings video with her phone to bes getting used to it!
Today I did doings Chasings - I am not quite sure what I do be chasings, but Grace Puppy did chase it, so I did chase too - would you like to see?
As you be seeings, Grace Puppy did be doings excited because I did zoomies, and did be wantings me to do playings after. She bes bitings my legs!
Mummy do be sayings she is lettings Hannah at Pedigree do be seeings this too, because she do be sayings it is a follow up!
Monday, 3 September 2012
Ooo, Updates on lots of things
Ooo, Hello, Grace Puppy do beings heres!
I do beings lots betters now that I have gots rids of my Metal Guru Poo. It do beings a weeks nows since I ate Num Num metals tubes, which bes havings Num Nums insides it!
We did be doings walkings todays down to muddy puddle, buts, we did be leavings it too longs to be showings you what he was likes of Fridays - Silly Mummy, so he just be lookings the sames as last times!
I do be feelings betters and did be doings searchings for monsters in the grasses.
They do have cut the grass in the Pheasant field, which if you ask me, (which no one did) is very rude. Katie and I do discussings the ends of the Pedigree Joint Care+ trial, and Katie Whippet does be weeing on a sniff.
I do be not tryings to chase a pigeon pie!
Mummy did be sayings on the ways homes from workings she did nearlys runs over a Squirrel Monster! She be sayings she had to do brakings in the car! We be sayings she should have been doings speedings ups, and could have brought it home for a snack! She be sayings we do be disgustings!
Shhhhh! This is a little bit of personal information regardings Yazz Cats, she does be havings to be goings on a diets! Mummy do be sayings it is not that she does be eatings too much, it is just because she bes a lazy bum! Mummy do be buying her toys to make her do playings - she has got to be losings 1.5kgs, which is a lot for a cats! Mummy did be buying diet food for Yazz cats to be sures she bes loosings the kgs!
Mummy does be also doings bulk buyings of the Pedigree Joint Care+ Treats for Katie Whippet, and do be spendings lots of money all in one go! Apparently the pet shop does not be stocking them (they do be stocking my Denta Sticks - so that beings OKings) so Mummy does be doings orderings of thems! Katie do be havings a right big stash of Joint Care+ treats nows!
I do beings lots betters now that I have gots rids of my Metal Guru Poo. It do beings a weeks nows since I ate Num Num metals tubes, which bes havings Num Nums insides it!
I do be feelings betters and did be doings searchings for monsters in the grasses.
I do be not tryings to chase a pigeon pie!
Mummy did be sayings on the ways homes from workings she did nearlys runs over a Squirrel Monster! She be sayings she had to do brakings in the car! We be sayings she should have been doings speedings ups, and could have brought it home for a snack! She be sayings we do be disgustings!
Shhhhh! This is a little bit of personal information regardings Yazz Cats, she does be havings to be goings on a diets! Mummy do be sayings it is not that she does be eatings too much, it is just because she bes a lazy bum! Mummy do be buying her toys to make her do playings - she has got to be losings 1.5kgs, which is a lot for a cats! Mummy did be buying diet food for Yazz cats to be sures she bes loosings the kgs!
Mummy does be also doings bulk buyings of the Pedigree Joint Care+ Treats for Katie Whippet, and do be spendings lots of money all in one go! Apparently the pet shop does not be stocking them (they do be stocking my Denta Sticks - so that beings OKings) so Mummy does be doings orderings of thems! Katie do be havings a right big stash of Joint Care+ treats nows!
Friday, 31 August 2012
Muddy Puddle Reportings
Ooo, Hello everyones, Grace Puppy do beings heres!
It be's quite excitings to days, becausings, I do beings goings for a walkings for the first times since Mondays and the 'Metal Guru' incident.
Mummy promised me I could be goings to be seeings Muddy Puddle - but, Mummy did beings silly and forgot to take any cameras!
So, you beings havings to takings my bark for it, that, Muddy Puddle is Huge! and do be back havings ducks on him!
We do be goings downs agains to see him tomorrows! So will be takings Photos!
On walkings, we did be seeings a squirrel monster in a tree, and I did be doings chasings - and Katie Whippet did do chasings too.
So, just to keep you up dated, will be back tomorrows with photos......
Bye Bye for nows!
It be's quite excitings to days, becausings, I do beings goings for a walkings for the first times since Mondays and the 'Metal Guru' incident.
Mummy promised me I could be goings to be seeings Muddy Puddle - but, Mummy did beings silly and forgot to take any cameras!
So, you beings havings to takings my bark for it, that, Muddy Puddle is Huge! and do be back havings ducks on him!
We do be goings downs agains to see him tomorrows! So will be takings Photos!
On walkings, we did be seeings a squirrel monster in a tree, and I did be doings chasings - and Katie Whippet did do chasings too.
So, just to keep you up dated, will be back tomorrows with photos......
Bye Bye for nows!
Thursday, 30 August 2012
Metal Guru - Nom Nom and Vets.....
Ooo, Hello - Grace Puppy do being writings from the Vets!
I have been a very silly little Grace Puppy!
Mummy do be buyings specials dog pate, which beings in a metals tube. She bes buyings it for a present to be givings a friend who do be havings a new puppy dog. It be to be put insides of a Kong toy. Just the pate paste, not the whole tube.
Firstly, I don't think that Mummy should be buyings Nom Noms for other dogs! With the exception of Eli, Loki, Shannow, Bizkit and Pippin - and maybes some of ours Twitter friends if we do be meetings thems at the GGG.
Secondly, She be puttings it on the Kitchen unit, wheres it do beings quite safe from use Hounds, but not that safes from Thomas Cat, who, being my partner in crime, did be doings the knockings it off the units.
It was Early Tuesdays mornings, and it was dark and quiet. Thomas Cat, do be sayings, 'Ear, lookings what I do be findings' and he be sniffings at this tube. I do be sayings to him - 'Lets have a look', and he be sayings, 'Only, if you be doings sharings?', I did be sayings of course I be doings sharings. I then be carrying the tubes off to my den on the sofa. Thomas do be shoutings after me - 'Ear, what about this sharings?'
The smell from the tube bes so Num Num, I do be quite eager to be findings what is inside the tubes. I bite, and the metal does do splitting open - it is well Num Num, I cannot stop myselves! I do eatings - everythings - the whole tubes - except for the plastic lid! That not beings Num Num.
I then be a little bit guilty - Ooo, what beings Mummy sayings?
I did not do goings upstairs to fetch Mummy for breakfast, as I do be knowings she be findings the metal bits and the plastic cap.
Mummy called me when she and Katie were gettings out of beds - I do goes upstairs, and does act normally. When Mummy does be comings down stairs, she do be seeings a little bit of metal on the floor. She do be picking it up, and seeings it is chewed, looks at me..... Phew, she not be knowings where it came from. But, then she be goings into the kitchens - Ooo, she has found the bag, Ooo, she bes seeings the tube has gone - Ooo, she be findings he plastics caps in my beds!
I be doings a lot of sittings and waggings of my tail. Katie, be sayings to me - 'You What? You ate the whole things?, You beings a silly puppy pants!'
Ooo, I not be knowings what I had been doings, but apparently it is beings serious!
Mummy does phonings the vets! Mummy does be phonings workings! Mummy does be phonings her sister! Ooo, what have I done?
Mummy does be stayings at homes today! Good job, I does beings sick at 12 noon, Ooo, I think that pate might have beings too rich, I do be sicking up metal bits too.....
Mummy does do takings me to the vets at 6 pm, Ooo, the vet is talking about x rays and surgery and endoscopes and operations. Ooo, now she be talkings about food, high fibre, and tablets....Ooo, Mummy do be sayings tryings the highfibre and tablets to be helpings me get rid of the metal which is inside me.
Ooo, Mummy do be sayings she will be doings stayings at homes tomorrows too, to make sure everything does be coming out my bottom in my #pooclub.
Mummy does be doings lookings in my poos - How Rude! Ooo, it be looking to see that metal bits are coming outs.....
Thursdays Early Mornings
Ooo, I feel a little sick - Ooo, there does be something not agreeings with me - Ooo, I going to be sick puppy! Ooo, that bes betters. I thought those bits were a bit chewy. I had betters be goings to tells Mummy. Ooo, she does not be too happys - Ooo, she be sayings about vets and x rays agains! Ooo, Noings! Vets! Ooo No!
Ooo, she be phonings the vets - Ooo, Noings! Ooo, she be putting my harness on, Ooo, we might be goings walkings! Ooo, going in the car.....? Ooo, where is Katie Whippet? Are we going walkings without Katie Whippet? Ooo, noings, we cannot be doings that? Ooo, Where is Katie Whippet?
Katie Whippet is doing barkings at the door! Mummy going back in to get Katie Whippet...Phew. Ooo, Noings, she be comes out agains without Katie Whippet - Ooo, Where is Katie Whippet?
Ooo, I do be knowings this place - it does be the vets. Ooo, we have been called straight in! Ooo, Mummy be sayings what I did be doings. Ooo, Mummy bes goings! Ooo, I will go and have a lookings at this vets office place thens!
Ooo, I do be feelings a little sleepy. Ooo, the vet nurse be sayings I do beings OKs, Ooo, she be sayings I was a good girlings, because they only had to give me a pre-med to be doings my x rays! Ooo, she be doings sayings, that I only have little bits of metal beings remainings now insides me, and I should beings OKings! Carry on with the rice fibre I supposings!
Ooo, I think I will do catching up on my Blog whilst I be in hospitals vets - as I have my own iPad thingy - and I will not be so board whilst waitings for Mummy to be comings to picks me up. She might bring Katie Whippet with her.....
I have been a very silly little Grace Puppy!
Mummy do be buyings specials dog pate, which beings in a metals tube. She bes buyings it for a present to be givings a friend who do be havings a new puppy dog. It be to be put insides of a Kong toy. Just the pate paste, not the whole tube.
Firstly, I don't think that Mummy should be buyings Nom Noms for other dogs! With the exception of Eli, Loki, Shannow, Bizkit and Pippin - and maybes some of ours Twitter friends if we do be meetings thems at the GGG.
Secondly, She be puttings it on the Kitchen unit, wheres it do beings quite safe from use Hounds, but not that safes from Thomas Cat, who, being my partner in crime, did be doings the knockings it off the units.
It was Early Tuesdays mornings, and it was dark and quiet. Thomas Cat, do be sayings, 'Ear, lookings what I do be findings' and he be sniffings at this tube. I do be sayings to him - 'Lets have a look', and he be sayings, 'Only, if you be doings sharings?', I did be sayings of course I be doings sharings. I then be carrying the tubes off to my den on the sofa. Thomas do be shoutings after me - 'Ear, what about this sharings?'
The smell from the tube bes so Num Num, I do be quite eager to be findings what is inside the tubes. I bite, and the metal does do splitting open - it is well Num Num, I cannot stop myselves! I do eatings - everythings - the whole tubes - except for the plastic lid! That not beings Num Num.
I then be a little bit guilty - Ooo, what beings Mummy sayings?
I did not do goings upstairs to fetch Mummy for breakfast, as I do be knowings she be findings the metal bits and the plastic cap.
Mummy called me when she and Katie were gettings out of beds - I do goes upstairs, and does act normally. When Mummy does be comings down stairs, she do be seeings a little bit of metal on the floor. She do be picking it up, and seeings it is chewed, looks at me..... Phew, she not be knowings where it came from. But, then she be goings into the kitchens - Ooo, she has found the bag, Ooo, she bes seeings the tube has gone - Ooo, she be findings he plastics caps in my beds!
I be doings a lot of sittings and waggings of my tail. Katie, be sayings to me - 'You What? You ate the whole things?, You beings a silly puppy pants!'
Ooo, I not be knowings what I had been doings, but apparently it is beings serious!
Mummy does phonings the vets! Mummy does be phonings workings! Mummy does be phonings her sister! Ooo, what have I done?
Mummy does be stayings at homes today! Good job, I does beings sick at 12 noon, Ooo, I think that pate might have beings too rich, I do be sicking up metal bits too.....
Mummy does do takings me to the vets at 6 pm, Ooo, the vet is talking about x rays and surgery and endoscopes and operations. Ooo, now she be talkings about food, high fibre, and tablets....Ooo, Mummy do be sayings tryings the highfibre and tablets to be helpings me get rid of the metal which is inside me.
Ooo, Mummy do be sayings she will be doings stayings at homes tomorrows too, to make sure everything does be coming out my bottom in my #pooclub.
Mummy does be doings lookings in my poos - How Rude! Ooo, it be looking to see that metal bits are coming outs.....
Thursdays Early Mornings
Ooo, I feel a little sick - Ooo, there does be something not agreeings with me - Ooo, I going to be sick puppy! Ooo, that bes betters. I thought those bits were a bit chewy. I had betters be goings to tells Mummy. Ooo, she does not be too happys - Ooo, she be sayings about vets and x rays agains! Ooo, Noings! Vets! Ooo No!
Ooo, she be phonings the vets - Ooo, Noings! Ooo, she be putting my harness on, Ooo, we might be goings walkings! Ooo, going in the car.....? Ooo, where is Katie Whippet? Are we going walkings without Katie Whippet? Ooo, noings, we cannot be doings that? Ooo, Where is Katie Whippet?
Katie Whippet is doing barkings at the door! Mummy going back in to get Katie Whippet...Phew. Ooo, Noings, she be comes out agains without Katie Whippet - Ooo, Where is Katie Whippet?
Ooo, I do be knowings this place - it does be the vets. Ooo, we have been called straight in! Ooo, Mummy be sayings what I did be doings. Ooo, Mummy bes goings! Ooo, I will go and have a lookings at this vets office place thens!
Ooo, I do be feelings a little sleepy. Ooo, the vet nurse be sayings I do beings OKs, Ooo, she be sayings I was a good girlings, because they only had to give me a pre-med to be doings my x rays! Ooo, she be doings sayings, that I only have little bits of metal beings remainings now insides me, and I should beings OKings! Carry on with the rice fibre I supposings!
Ooo, I think I will do catching up on my Blog whilst I be in hospitals vets - as I have my own iPad thingy - and I will not be so board whilst waitings for Mummy to be comings to picks me up. She might bring Katie Whippet with her.....
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